![]() ![]() I certainly don't deserve a freaking party for the things I've done.īut I'm a Middleton. See, I'm Olivia Elizabeth Middleton: NYU drop-out and soon-to-be resident of Middle-of-Nowhere.Īnd let me tell you, my reasons have nothing to do with charity. So Bar Harbor, Maine, it is.īut the whole do-gooder motivation? Total bullshit. But when your parents know someone who knows someone who knows everyone, you're bound to get hooked up with someone who needs help a little closer to home. ![]() It's not exactly Rwanda or Haiti or any of the places that Olivia Elizabeth Middleton originally intended to go with the intention of saving the world. At least they got the location right, although even that's a bit of a joke. See, the twelve-dollars-each invitations spun the whole debacle as a “sending-off celebration for Olivia Elizabeth Middleton.”Īhem. Now, to be fair, the invitations didn't actually acknowledge the whole dropping-out bit. And only on the Upper East Side would people actually show up. ![]() Only in Manhattan would parents throw a dropping-out-of -college party for their daughter. ![]()
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